how it works
one phone number. you text it, it watches Robinhood Chain for you, and it only texts back when something on your side of the market actually moves.
save the contact
start with one text
there's no signup. your first message is the setup. say what you hold, what you care about, how often you want to hear from it. vague works too, it starts with sane defaults and learns as you text.
what it watches
it reads the chain directly, block by block, and fuses that with the oracle layer and real news. nothing is scraped from someone else's alerts.
stock tokens
every tokenized stock on the chain, priced by the chain's own Chainlink feeds. real stock prices, around the clock on trading days. plus news on the actual companies behind the tokens, so an earnings story reaches you even when it never mentions crypto.
memecoins
new launches straight from the chain's launchpad, velocity moves, liquidity adds and pulls, whale buys. every meme alert carries a risk read: thin pools, top holder concentration, deployer history.
defi and the chain
the usdg peg checked against the oracle, pool liquidity shifts, and big transfers. whale thresholds tune themselves to each token's real flow, so a quiet token's big move registers and a busy token's routine one doesn't.
the people
vlad tenev, johann kerbrat, and official robinhood channels. a launch, a policy shift, or a departure from the people running the chain is breaking by default.
when it texts you
two lanes. breaking interrupts you the moment something crosses your threshold. everything else waits for your digest, hourly, daily, or weekly, whichever you asked for. quiet days stay quiet. it will send nothing before it sends filler.
just ask it things
it answers from what it actually saw: live oracle prices, the signals it sent you, the chain itself. if nothing it knows answers your question, it says so instead of guessing.
link your robinhood
optional, and it changes everything. ask for the link, log in once with robinhood (they require a desktop browser for that one step), and you're connected. it never sees your password.
once linked, it sees what you actually hold. alerts on your real positions outrank everything else, a real move in something you own becomes its own alert, and 'what am i holding' gets answered from your account, live.
trade from the thread
with robinhood linked, you can act on what it tells you without leaving the conversation. the rules are strict: it stages exactly the order you asked for, shows you the preview, and nothing is sent until you reply yes. any other reply cancels. robinhood's own agentic account approvals sit behind all of it, and it will never tell you whether to take a trade.
a few words it always understands
everything is plain english, but these always work, instantly.
adds anything to your watchlist. tokens, stocks, people, topics.
silences one name without touching the rest.
sets your digest pace. hourly, daily, or weekly.
leaves entirely, honored immediately. text again anytime to come back.